Happy Zombie Jesus Day

Good morning

Let’s do this.

And now there’s thrusting

My instructor seems inclined to thrust his pelvis to accentuate key points.

I’m not sure if I’m in the right class any more.

Dick PMP

My instructor has a penchant for drawing bell curves that look like dicks. He keeps circling and pointing at the head.

This training has taken a turn.

Lunch

3.5 hours to go in this training. Then I can go home and work.

I’m actually learning (or relearning) a lot. I just want to go home and do the work now.

Good luck everyone else.

DIY Training

Registration at this training consisted of a sign in sheet, peel and stick name tags, and a stack of workbooks just left on an unattended table. A projector is set up, but no one is here. I guess they assumed we were all Type A and would just take charge and do it ourselves. And they were right.

Glad I paid a lot of money for this.

MMLTD gets his learn on

It’s training day for me. I’m in an all day class to maintain a certification. It’s at a country club hall, filled primarily with old white men. Should be a pip.

altoncbrown:

an epic solution for those pesky condiment containers - AKA the Mustard Caddy.

1. Perfect
2. What happened to the eggs?

I unplugged my new Galaxy S5 at 9am… yesterday. I got 36 hours out of it, with WiFi on most of the time, moderate Internet use, picture taking, and bluetooth. And I still have 26% battery. 

This is without enabling the Ultra Power Saver mode. With that enabled, I might be able to get another 2 DAYS. 

So far, I’m pleased.

I unplugged my new Galaxy S5 at 9am… yesterday. I got 36 hours out of it, with WiFi on most of the time, moderate Internet use, picture taking, and bluetooth. And I still have 26% battery.

This is without enabling the Ultra Power Saver mode. With that enabled, I might be able to get another 2 DAYS.

So far, I’m pleased.

There Will Be Blood

…is an odd choice of movies to watch on the treadmill, in retrospect.