petermorwood:

tamorapierce:

humansofcolor:

thecraftychemist:

They are literally putting millions of people in danger.

Vaccinate your kids.  Don’t put other kids at risk.

I’m with John Cleese on this one: “The problem with people like this is that they’re so stupid they don’t know how stupid they are."  It’ll be children who will suffer the consequences of that stupidity.

The “vaccination is harmful” crap has been discredited, but continues yapping on because smug, self-satisfied theorists without the medical background to put on a band-aid right way up don’t have the wit to know they’re wrong or the moral courage to admit it.

Vaccinate your children. It’s not just for them.

I heard a song about this once…

(via thomassean)

Yesterday me was hilarious and left a fun little appointment notice for today me.  
Join me for a 9am hour of nope.
Starting today off strong, people.  Only 10.25 hours to go!

Yesterday me was hilarious and left a fun little appointment notice for today me.  

Join me for a 9am hour of nope.

Starting today off strong, people.  Only 10.25 hours to go!

I made a huge mistake (the sequel)

I agreed to a 7pm conference call the day before I have a scheduled 12-hour work day featuring (I’m not kidding) 12 hours of conference calls double booked into a 9 hour span.

F’ing California and their stupid timezone.

Water Water Everywhere…

section9 replied to your post “I made a huge mistake”

You pulled a Rubio!

I totally did.  However, my end result was that I f’ing nailed my presentation, got a kudos email from my VP and 3 coworkers, then waited until I was off camera to drink the biggest cup of water I could find.

laughterkey:

Speaking of ridiculous plays, let’s all take a moment and remember that time the Carolina Panthers ran The Annexation of Puerto Rico.

If the Little Giants ran my Fantasy team, I might actually win a game.

I made a huge mistake

I’m on a conference call, wherein I have been asked to present a few minutes ago, and just finished a snack bag of pretzels with no water.  

My throat is dryyyyyyyyyyy.

I’m killing it today.  

I just got a lesson in economics from a vending machine service tech

I just wanted a soda.

How’s your day going?

section9:

kingjaffejoffer:

Remember last week I was bitching about Ray Rice being my 3rd running back and was expecting him to come back after week 2?

Well, my 2nd running back was Ryan Matthews…. who was just carted off the field. 

My Fantasy life is over. 

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QB: RG III

RB1: Jamal Charles.

QB: RG3
WR: A.J. Green

And I managed to bench almost every player of value this week.

Dear “Glassjaw” Robert Griffin III

Way to go, champ. In a real world sense, I hope you’re okay, and heal well.

In a Fantasy Football sense, fuck. Really? A couple passes, a 10 yard scramble, then blow out your ankle? Thanks.

I’m going to rename my team The Tim Mastays, because I might as well just punt now.

I picked this Stallone movie 4-pack up at Big Lots the other day for $5.  It’d amazingly awful and hilarious for treadmill viewing.  It’s like a How Did This Get Made marathon.

I picked this Stallone movie 4-pack up at Big Lots the other day for $5. It’d amazingly awful and hilarious for treadmill viewing. It’s like a How Did This Get Made marathon.