Tonight, my phone locked up again. When I pulled the battery out, small sparks lept joyously from the contacts like djinn I’d set free from some ancient lamp. When I reinserted the battery and booted my phone back up, it chose to play ‘Where Is My Mind’ by The Pixies whenever I received a text message.
I wiped my phone and did a restore. I’m going to keep just the essential, every day apps on this now. It just needs to last one more month.