My friends, it is with a heavy heart that I address you this afternoon. The above picture was leaked to the media earlier today(probably by those dickbats BaffledinBrooklyn and MarilynManson: Living the Dream). In light of this newest sex scandal, I have decided to resign from the 20,000th Helms Deep Like race.
This picture represents a dark period in my past, a door that I thought had been closed for good. But I’ve realized that the past is never truly gone, but remains a part of us, every day. To my loving wife, and daughter, I’m so terribly sorry. To my followers, who believed, truly believed that I would secure Helm’s Deep’s 20,000th like, I thank you for your faith, and I’m sorry I can no longer be the candidate you hoped for.
At this point, I’d like to ask my followers to throw their support behind TheOtherKels. Throughout the race, she has shown a courage and passion for the 20,000th Like that is highly commendable. She has also proven herself to be above such as heinous tactics used by BaffledinBrooklyn and Meerkat Manor: Living the Dream. She has shown herself to be above reproach and truly deserving of your support.
Thank you all. Godspeed. Dickbat.
Thank you. Thank you all so much - Well, I am absolutely honored and thrilled beyond words to be here with you, and I believe with all my heart, that this is a new era for Tumblr.
Bakedwithavengeance set the tone with his inaugural dickbat posting, and he is clearly committed to advancing quality blogging. He sets a clear example of what people will stoop to in order to enter into a state of sugared and caffeinated bliss
This is going to be a challenging time, and it will require submissions from only the brightest and best, and its going to require that we think outside the box, and I want you to understand that there is nothing I welcome more than a good debate, a good throwdown, and there is no limit to the depths that I will stoop for the support of the tumblr community.
We cannot be our best if we don’t demand that from ourselves and each other.
LETS DO THIS THING.
Reblogging because of both pictures.
Baby pictures are cheating. And dangerous, especially around Dr. Baffled…