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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Clawing my way to average</description><title>Middle Management, Living the Dream</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @middlemanagementlivingthedream)</generator><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>And now, I am home </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Time to start hate running.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/51016354263</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/51016354263</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:32:07 -0400</pubDate><category>middle management</category><category>Tired</category><category>unfattening</category></item><item><title>Dr. Baffled drops truth.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58a3de99ed78a3f9b54c9c9798a94d61/tumblr_mn5szak87s1rrvtw8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dr. Baffled drops truth.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/51000127667</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/51000127667</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:37:53 -0400</pubDate><category>middle management</category><category>baffledinbrooklyn</category><category>Truth</category></item><item><title>Dear Loudmouth, part 2</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Where is the chase, and how can I cut to it? &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you insist on opening your damn mouth to &amp;#8216;offer a quick comment&amp;#8217;, make it quick.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50998841159</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50998841159</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:15:11 -0400</pubDate><category>middle management</category><category>learnin' things with mmltd</category><category>The groaning sound is not the rest of the audience waiting with bated breath for your next diatribe.</category><category>Shut up</category></item><item><title>What? </title><description>&lt;p&gt;Someone in my class is trying to describe the science of racism. He is failing, but pressing on anyway. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can&amp;#8217;t make this stop. I really wish the presenters wouldn&amp;#8217;t ask for audience input.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50988705542</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50988705542</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 09:54:41 -0400</pubDate><category>middle management</category><category>learnin' things with mmltd</category><category>I'm not sure how we got on this subject</category><category>He was so happy to talk at length</category></item><item><title>Dear Loudmouth </title><description>&lt;p&gt;The point. Get to it. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Fucking hell.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50988122292</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50988122292</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 09:40:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mahna-Mahna</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://baffledinbrooklyn.tumblr.com/post/50984732444/mahna-mahna" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;baffledinbrooklyn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Doot doo da doo doo&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Doot Doot De Doot!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50984830941</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50984830941</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 08:17:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Learnin' with MMLTD </title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m at a training session today for my certification. It should be, well, it should be a day of forgettable material, but I&amp;#8217;m hoping to network a bit, snipe for jobs or job ideas, and generally have a day out of the office. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have my resume in fighting shape, and I&amp;#8217;ve started hunting in earnest. This will not be fun. Actually, it very well could be, if I choose not to put so much pressure on this search. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Maybe I&amp;#8217;ll wish my way to a new gig. We&amp;#8217;ll see. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Good luck everyone else.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50984557398</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50984557398</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 08:10:17 -0400</pubDate><category>middle management</category><category>Learnin' things with MMLTD</category><category>Training</category><category>Job hunt</category></item><item><title>explodingdog:

I am not sure I understand what you are saying.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4bdff8fdc7241d7ed66f7e8d3b2d9487/tumblr_mn47fdIH8B1qzs63fo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://explodingdog.tumblr.com/post/50932193991/i-am-not-sure-i-understand-what-you-are-saying"&gt;explodingdog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am not sure I understand what you are saying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50939724901</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50939724901</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:30:14 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>exploding dog is brilliant</category><category>to do list</category><category>MANAGED!</category></item><item><title>Ray Manzarek, keyboardist for the Doors, has died at 74 | EW.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://music-mix.ew.com/2013/05/20/ray-manzarek-dead-doors/"&gt;Ray Manzarek, keyboardist for the Doors, has died at 74 | EW.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;blockquote class="link_og_blockquote"&gt;Ray Manzarek, the founding keyboardist for the Doors, passed away this morning in Germany, according to a statement from his publicist. The cause was bile duct cancer.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50939618251</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50939618251</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 18:28:51 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>sad mmltd is sad</category></item><item><title>baffledinbrooklyn:

Wisdom</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf84410566da634013486d60fa48a194/tumblr_mmz8jy2G561qhvf09o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://baffledinbrooklyn.tumblr.com/post/50931809535/wisdom" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;baffledinbrooklyn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Wisdom&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50931991517</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50931991517</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:52:16 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>truth</category><category>Tom Waits</category><category>so... if you can and DO play the accordion does that make you a savage?</category></item><item><title>vanpocalypse:

the-stig:

party-wok:

matt-t:

Queens of the...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50930728313" src="http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50930728313/audio_player_iframe/middlemanagementlivingthedream/tumblr_mn02sf6zeC1qz7d0r?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmiddlemanagementlivingthedream%2F50930728313%2Ftumblr_mn02sf6zeC1qz7d0r" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vanpocalypse.tumblr.com/post/50930361220/the-stig-party-wok-matt-t-queens-of-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;vanpocalypse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-stig.tumblr.com/post/50925741368/party-wok-matt-t-queens-of-the-stone-age" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;the-stig&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://party-wok.tumblr.com/post/50733429532/matt-t-queens-of-the-stone-age-fairweather"&gt;party-wok&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iputtheillinchillwave.com/post/50733205846/queens-of-the-stone-age-fairweather-friends"&gt;matt-t&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queens of the Stone Age - Fairweather Friends&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YEAH BUDDY &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FEATURING ELTON JOHN, TRENT REZNOR, NICK OLIVERI, AND MARK LANEGAN.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How did Wok describe QotSA the other day? Like an elephant in ice skates? That’s staggeringly accurate.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sweet jesus I haven’t been this excited for an album in a long long time.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This.  I don’t know how he consistently writes good music.  But this album supposedly has Brody in some role.  I love her vocals.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50930728313</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50930728313</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 16:36:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>receiver:

Yup. I approve of this image.

Important information.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/401dd8ebef136085ff11ee9ace7a475e/tumblr_mn3i77aWam1so8jypo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://receiver.tumblr.com/post/50914027720/yup-i-approve-of-this-image" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;receiver&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yup. I approve of this image.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Important information.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50921864128</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50921864128</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:32:38 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>Receiver</category><category>Important information</category></item><item><title>Intern Caroline: Just a few of the guest stars for Comedy Bang! Bang! on IFC Season 2</title><description>&lt;a href="http://carolineeand.tumblr.com/post/50911161891/just-a-few-of-the-guest-stars-for-comedy-bang-bang-on"&gt;Intern Caroline: Just a few of the guest stars for Comedy Bang! Bang! on IFC Season 2&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://carolineeand.tumblr.com/post/50911161891/just-a-few-of-the-guest-stars-for-comedy-bang-bang-on" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;carolineeand&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Courtesy of &lt;a href="http://splitsider.com/2013/05/comedy-bang-bang-season-2-will-break-some-sort-of-guest-star-record/"&gt;Splitsider&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Jessica Alba, Aziz Ansari, David Cross, Jim Gaffigan, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Hader, Pee-wee Herman, Gillian Jacobs, Rashida Jones, Anna Kendrick, Andy Richter, Zoe Saldana, Andy Samberg, Jason Schwartzman, Sarah Silverman, Cobie Smulders, and Casey Wilson. Additional…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50913171024</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50913171024</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 12:06:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>popculturebrain:

The Lonely Island - DIAPER MONEY...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3V35jvY0u7I?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://popculturebrain.com/post/50901949852/the-lonely-island-diaper-money-wackwednesdays" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;popculturebrain&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Lonely Island - DIAPER MONEY #WackWednesdays (by &lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V35jvY0u7I"&gt;thelonelyisland&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I own their last 2 albums.  It’s juvenile, but it’s fucking hilarious and absurd.  And sometimes I need that.   I will likely give them my money.  Like a boss.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50904597804</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50904597804</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 09:10:29 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>The Lonely Island</category><category>The Wack Album</category><category>Diaper Money</category><category>Music to work to</category></item><item><title>helms-deep:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d3d26ae353824e66d976bb3a4a799c9a/tumblr_mmyh2s3v061rn7prdo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://helms-deep.tumblr.com/post/50819259594/katsplanet-yahoo-wants-to-buy-tumblr-so-im" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;helms-deep&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katspla.net/post/50665700685"&gt;katsplanet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://business.time.com/2013/05/17/purple-power-yahoo-reportedly-in-talks-to-buy-tumblr-for-up-to-1-billion/"&gt;yahoo wants to buy tumblr&lt;/a&gt; so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh dear lord…I hope not.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is EXACTLY what I think will happen.  Because I can’t think of one thing Yahoo! has implemented that isn’t riddled with ads and muddled with crap.  I have fear.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50819721113</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50819721113</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:08:22 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>Tumblr</category><category>Yahoo</category></item><item><title>Good morning, tumblr. 

Time to hate run myself thinner. 

Good...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/867109ef967da51288a6113918fe27f0/tumblr_mn1rl3NGVh1rrvtw8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Good morning, tumblr. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Time to hate run myself thinner. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Good luck everyone else.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50817059194</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50817059194</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 09:17:20 -0400</pubDate><category>middle management</category><category>Unfattening</category><category>Yes that's family guy</category></item><item><title>vanpocalypse:

jbail:

nineinchnails:

I am proud to announce...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80730aa42162508e6be2fc6ec6567423/tumblr_mmyab2Fnwy1s726nxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/50348b024056a256369b8a0ca4996e97/tumblr_mmyab2Fnwy1s726nxo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanpocalypse.tumblr.com/post/50662623616/jbail-nineinchnails-i-am-proud-to-announce"&gt;vanpocalypse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jbail.tumblr.com/post/50662407303/nineinchnails-i-am-proud-to-announce-that-the"&gt;jbail&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nineinchnails.tumblr.com/post/50657986757/i-am-proud-to-announce-that-the-tour-lineup-now"&gt;nineinchnails&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am proud to announce that the &lt;a href="http://tour.nin.com"&gt;tour&lt;/a&gt; lineup now includes the incredible Robin Finck. The addition of Robin to the mix of players I’ve assembled makes this band incredibly powerful and versatile. We are deep in the rehearsal process and it feels exciting and great to be back at this. Lots of information, surprises and sweat headed your way. Stay tuned!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TR&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sweet!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh dear god, it’s like the early nineties all over again!&lt;br/&gt;Beyond stoked. Way beyond.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Happy Birthday to Trent btw.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If Chris ‘Tweaker’ Vrenna came back to the line up too, my head would asplode. I saw NIN in 2000 during the Fragility 2.0 Tour when a little known A Perfect Circle opened for them, and Marilyn Manson made a surprise appearance to sing Starfuckers, Inc and Beautiful People. I also dragged Mrs. MMLTD to see their ‘farewell’ tour with Jane’s Addiction. In short, this is awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50663893111</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50663893111</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:04:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>NIN</category><category>Nine Inch Nails</category><category>Now I want to listen to Tweaker's Linoleum album</category></item><item><title>Yup</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://texnessa.tumblr.com"&gt;texnessa&lt;/a&gt; replied your post &lt;a href="http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50605961153/learnin-things-lynda-com"&gt; Learnin Things - Lynda.com &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div&gt;sharepoint is for people who dont understand how to implement and maintain naming conventions and driver/password maintained security access. one naming and access nazi negate the need for unwieldy third party crap. in my not very humble opinion.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I completely agree, that&amp;#8217;s how it&amp;#8217;s most frequently used.  In most cases, people get to the part where you can create folder and upload files, then stop.  They treat it like the bastard offspring of a network drive. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;However, at one point, I had a savvy guy on my IT team who showed me a SharePoint site he set up that allowed workflow processing, auto-triggered notifications, and data storage like an access database versus just being a terrible land of forgotten files with a shotgun blast like organization.  I want THAT.  I negotiated a week of his time to teach everything and help me set up my site.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then that IT guy got transferred to another project and department, and he took his fancy book learnin&amp;#8217; with him.  So now my SharePoint site is a wasteland, and I want to do what he did.  Hence the Lynda.com question.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50630066006</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50630066006</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 23:53:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>Texnessa</category><category>Reply-replies</category><category>tumblroos that rock</category><category>lynda.com</category><category>sharepoint</category><category>I just want something that works</category></item><item><title>Learnin' Things - Lynda.com</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I need / want to learn how to use SharePoint, and a few other programs, and I&amp;#8217;m considering using Lynda.com.  But it costs money, and the monthly vig is enough to slow me down and reconsider.  Has anyone used it before?  Are the classes worth the monthly price of admission?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50605961153</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50605961153</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:25:57 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>Learnin' Things with MMLTD</category><category>Lynda.com</category><category>Gettin' my learn on</category><category>sharepoint</category><category>probably brush up on Project</category><category>And SQL</category><category>All of the learn</category></item><item><title>Happy Anniversary to my favorite couple that I almost killed by nearly driving into a median on a highway, yet still continue to talk to me</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50528994414</link><guid>http://middlemanagementlivingthedream.tumblr.com/post/50528994414</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 18:48:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Middle Management</category><category>TLOTH</category><category>baffledinbrooklyn</category><category>For realz</category><category>It's funny cause it's true but it's not really funny</category><category>These two are some of my favorite people in the world</category><category>almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades</category></item></channel></rss>
