Clawing my way to average
My friends, it is with a heavy heart that I address you this afternoon. The above picture was leaked to the media earlier today(probably by those dickbats BaffledinBrooklyn and MarilynManson: Living the Dream). In light of this newest sex scandal, I have decided to resign from the 20,000th Helms Deep Like race.
This picture represents a dark period in my past, a door that I thought had been closed for good. But I’ve realized that the past is never truly gone, but remains a part of us, every day. To my loving wife, and daughter, I’m so terribly sorry. To my followers, who believed, truly believed that I would secure Helm’s Deep’s 20,000th like, I thank you for your faith, and I’m sorry I can no longer be the candidate you hoped for.
At this point, I’d like to ask my followers to throw their support behind TheOtherKels. Throughout the race, she has shown a courage and passion for the 20,000th Like that is highly commendable. She has also proven herself to be above such as heinous tactics used by BaffledinBrooklyn and Meerkat Manor: Living the Dream. She has shown herself to be above reproach and truly deserving of your support.
Thank you all. Godspeed. Dickbat.
Thank you. Thank you all so much - Well, I am absolutely honored and thrilled beyond words to be here with you, and I believe with all my heart, that this is a new era for Tumblr.
Bakedwithavengeance set the tone with his inaugural dickbat posting, and he is clearly committed to advancing quality blogging. He sets a clear example of what people will stoop to in order to enter into a state of sugared and caffeinated bliss
This is going to be a challenging time, and it will require submissions from only the brightest and best, and its going to require that we think outside the box, and I want you to understand that there is nothing I welcome more than a good debate, a good throwdown, and there is no limit to the depths that I will stoop for the support of the tumblr community.
We cannot be our best if we don’t demand that from ourselves and each other.
LETS DO THIS THING.
Reblogging because of both pictures.
Baby pictures are cheating. And dangerous, especially around Dr. Baffled…
middlemanagementlivingthedream:
Well, if you’re going to shorten it, I’d prefer MMLTD, but-
First of all Mid-Man, you don’t get to pick your knick-name. They get appointed to you. And right now, you’re Mid-Man, like one of the 8 robot masters I have to get through to reach the Skull Fortress of Dr. Wily that is the 20k Helms Like(that was a tortured simile, and I cheerfully redact it).
I respectfully appreciate the candidate’s allusion to Megaman. My hat’s off to you.
Also, 
Now, Mid-Man, you say a lot of things in that reblog up there. A lot of things about babies, and taxes, and stomping on Old Dr. Baffled(rude, is what that is). But you say one thing of import that piqued my interest. You say you’re a manager, that you manage. Now, that’s certainly nothing to be ashamed of.
But is it something to be proud of?
Yes.
You’re MANAGING. Just managing. Are you succeeding? Is it Middle Success: Living the Dream? Middle Triumph: Living the Dream? No, it’s MANAGEMENT. And for a 20,000th Like, I think we can do a bit better, don’t you?
I am a manager, as you say. But that doesn’t imply I’m ‘just getting by’ or ‘making due’. I manage. I manage people and projects. You can’t ‘success’ or ‘triumph’ people. That’s just not a thing.
But if I could, I’d success and triumph the hell out of people. There’ll be success and triumph for all.
If I get the 20,000 like.
Middle Management MEGA MAN, Living the Dream. For a better, different, successed, and triumphed 20,000th like.
Paid for by the misguided campaign by MMLTD to be 20,000.
MEGA MAN, Living the Dream.
middlemanagementlivingthedream:
middlemanagementlivingthedream:
I for one think the vicious back-and forth campaigning betwixt Baked and Baffled to be deplorable, and certainly not becoming of a 20,000th Like.
BakeWithAVengeance is concerned about taxes.
I mean, aren’t we all…
Dickbat
Is Dr. Baffled using the BakeWithAVengeance defense against me?
Does this post just show that, fundamentally, Baffled and Baked are the same?
Is that what we want? More of the same?
Middle Managment, Living the Dream. For a better, different 20,000th Like.Paid for by the misguided campaign by MMLTD to be 20,000.
It must be nice MMLTD, to just be able to coast in, in the middle of serious baby-eating-taxation debate, and just start spouting off your hippy-dippy feel-good message about change.
It is, thank you.
Would we all like a change? Or course, no one is arguing against that(except maybe Dr. Baffled). But where do you stand on the tough issues, Mid-Man (can I call you Mid-Man?
Well, if you’re going to shorten it, I’d prefer MMLTD, but-
Thanks).
Oh. Um. Okay.
Where do you stand on baby-eating?
I don’t stand on baby-eating, because I imagine it would be squishy, and somewhat unstable, what with Dr. Baffled gnawing away down there.
Where do you stand on tax-breaks for the people who eat the most babies?
I think your idea for tax-breaks for those who eat the most babies is unfair, because, let’s be honest, Joey Chestnut would win that competition, and he’d never have to pay taxes again.
You’re not coming up with any ANSWERS, any SOLUTIONS.
I’m not here to give answers. I’m here to guide you to the answers. I’m not a dictator. I’m a manager.
I bet you’ve probably never EATEN a baby.
Gambling is a terrible addiction, my friend. Please know you can always ask for help… when you’re ready.
And is that what Helm’s Deep needs for his 20,000 like?
I believe that’s for Helm’s Deep to decide. But yes.
Not in my Tumblr, Mid-man, not in my Tumblr.
We’re on my Tumblr now.
Dickbat for 20,000th.
I find your viewpoints fascinating and enthralling. I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Middle Management, Living the Dream. For a better, different 20,000th like.
Paid for by the misguided campaign by MMLTD to be 20,000.
middlemanagementlivingthedream:
I for one think the vicious back-and forth campaigning betwixt Baked and Baffled to be deplorable, and certainly not becoming of a 20,000th Like.
BakeWithAVengeance is concerned about taxes.
I mean, aren’t we all…
Dickbat
Is Dr. Baffled using the BakeWithAVengeance defense against me?
Does this post just show that, fundamentally, Baffled and Baked are the same?
Is that what we want? More of the same?
Middle Managment, Living the Dream. For a better, different 20,000th Like.
Paid for by the misguided campaign by MMLTD to be 20,000.
Avoiding the Baby Smears
I for one think the vicious back-and forth campaigning betwixt Baked and Baffled to be deplorable, and certainly not becoming of a 20,000th Like.
BakeWithAVengeance is concerned about taxes.
I mean, aren’t we all looking for a clean, honest, dependable post to be the 20,000th like? Need we resort to this kind of trash politic-posting?
Middle Management, Living the Dream. For a better 20,000th like post.
Paid for by the misguided campaign by MMLTD to be 20,000.
