Dear Work Computer

Fuck you.  Fuck a whole stack of you.  Fuck your stupid fucking stupidness.  Fuck your poorly vented cpu fan, your noisy media drive, and fuck your stupid nightlight.  Fuck your slow-motion crashing, and fuck your timing for crashing.  Right in the middle of a web conference that I’m leading?  Really?  You’re a dick, computer.  DICK.      

DIAF.

Hugs,

-MMLTD