Dear Work Computer
Fuck you. Fuck a whole stack of you. Fuck your stupid fucking stupidness. Fuck your poorly vented cpu fan, your noisy media drive, and fuck your stupid nightlight. Fuck your slow-motion crashing, and fuck your timing for crashing. Right in the middle of a web conference that I’m leading? Really? You’re a dick, computer. DICK.
DIAF.
Hugs,
-MMLTD