PSP! Portable nut!
Yup. It’s one of the original PSP’s that were hack-able. I think I have custom firmware on there so I could play backup iso images of games. It was easier for me to rip a couple games I had to files on a memory card, instead of shlepping around a bunch of UMD’s that were prone to breaking in travel.
But I don’t use it anymore. So, time to go.
At least the TSA are in tuxedos, so you know you’re in good hands, right?
Right up until the cavity search.
Jesus Christ. Sounds like you’re off to a rocking start. I hope it only gets better from here!
Was his unicycle in the shop?
This while extended is really off to a stellar beginning.
Ugh…hope it all goes well, man.
Thank you, sir. I’m doing all I can to make it so, whether this trip wants to cooperate willingly or not.
I like “airports: holy shit really? 2013” lol
You all are awesome.
You grew a beard just for a knot? Dedication.
I’m nothing if not intensely dedicated to odd and unnecessary things. I started growing this beard 10 years ago for this very moment. The more bushy goatee is a more recent addition, though.
This is what I tie all the time. I can’t really stand the half-windsor look—it feels like there are missing parts to it. :)
YEEEEAAHHHHHH!!!! Kick some ass!
Can I say how hard it was not to just scream into the phone “HOLY FUCKING FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU ARE A WASTE OF THINGS, AND I DON’T LIKE IT!”
It was difficult, sir. Difficult
sounds like every single miserable day of the two years i worked at mtv.
M’kay, the difference here is that you were working at MTV. On paper, that sounds awesome. Well, maybe not now. Remember when they played music? Anyone?
I like the way you think. Well played, my friend.
DUDE! What the heck?! Also, call the hotel, tell them they shocked the crap outta you and get upgrades, comp food and ALL OF THE FREE THINGS.
Yeah, I had that thought, too. But honestly, I just want to leave. I’ll make mention of it when I check out later, maybe get a free upgrade for another trip. But really, it’s just more reason why I want to go home.
THIS IS HOW YOU DIE!
I forgot that room service delivery guys were electricians. Yay for efficiency! Maybe that’s why it broke in the first place.The Room Service Delivery job industry is very cut throat. You need to be incredibly versatile. Lifting and setting food down, banter, reaching out expectantly for a tip, electrical, song and dance, and being willing to help out with a small discrete wager.
Are you in the DC area? I thought you were West Coast! ALL MY ILLUSIONS HAVE BEEN SHATTERED!
Sorry about the illusion shattering. I work for a company based on the West Coast, so I travel out there a fair bit. And most of my project team and coworkers are out west. And since I grouse about them a lot, that’s probably what caused confusion (that or my vague vagueness). But I am a born-and-raised East Coaster.